A beautiful December morning, sun shining on all that new snow, so let's head on downtown to see Santa girls! It'll be great!

Okay, first of all, it's too cold. Sub-30's temps, especially in the shade, making the German Holiday Cristalmarketsplachenheffer thing down in Daley plaza a bad idea, despite how cute it may seem, or how wondrous with the giant tree tucked in amongst all those great buildings. Fortunately, some hot chocolate warms up the girls just...oh, wait, wait, it's too hot, Aidan's burned her tounge and lips and face. At least Reese is warm in the blankets we've wrapped her up in and...oh wait, she's thrown those in a puddle in the street. And her hat and gloves too.
What should we do to save the day? I know, how about visiting Santa at Fields (to heck with you, Macy's...that building on State Street is always going to be Fields). Yes, that's it, let's go see the "real" Santa at Fields! I know we mailed your letter to Santa in Park RIdge this morning at the big Kiwanis-sponsored mailbox, but we've got a spare, right here, so let's take it to the man himself! Won't that be fun?! Yes, yes, I know you cried and cried when we saw Santa last year, but this year you're so excited and ready to meet the man! And we'll have a photo with him, won't that be grand! Sure, sure, we're waiting an hour and a half (literally) from the minute we enter "Santa's Village" to the time we see him, and it's hot and stinky and you're tired and hungry, but we're going to see Santa! Santa! Won't that be fun! It will be?! Here we are, the elf is letting us in!!! Do we want a picture, sure we do!
Here's the only picture we got this year:

One look at ol' Kris Kringle there and you can begin to understand why Aidan never entered the room, Reesie began crying instantaneously, and Mommy and Daddy needed a drink immediately.
Truth be told, he was a very nice man, and very understanding, and really played his Santa very cute and kind. I'm sure he was even saying something very sweet to Reese at the exact moment I took that picture above -- a lasting image of a seemingly angry, crazy man in a furry suit screaming hell and damnation at small children. Be good for goodness sake indeed -- otherwise, the Santa in this photo will pummel you.
It was an exhausting, funny, silly afternoon. There's lots of those when you're a parent, I think.
Now about that drink...