My Neighbor's New House is a Real Pile of Shit

I think that every time I see it. Poorly designed. Poorly executed. Grossly oversized for the suburban lot it is on, grossly out of context and out of alignment with the overall 50s modern vibe of the neighborhood. And it keeps getting worse. Today, the dumb bastard had his crew trampling all over our yard to install their 5 foot high base for their Greek-temple of a patio. I don't know if the dummy is just cheap, or he's running out of money, but the pile of patio pavers he's had these guys stack up look like ass. After 4 days away, coming home to see this latest insult to good taste and discernment sprining up basically on top of my back yard, it was all I could do not to march over next door and just smack the dipshit in the face with a shovel.