Sasquatch

So I had one of those all-nighter work nights last night here in new york, working at the hotel room. Kept the tv on for company. During the course of the wee hours of the morning, I caught a show about Chris Benoit, the pro-wrestler that killed his family, and another show about the search for Sasquatch. Now, sleep-deprived, thinking back on what I've learned, the two shows have merged into one unified story, where Sasquatch shot and killed a family of four. A horrific vision. And now I've shared it with you.